EMAIL JOKES:
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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
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BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
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GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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1st MAN : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple??
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mom : What make you say that, Peter?
Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells, "Oh god, are you still there?"
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Customer : How much is that tie?
Salesman : Forty dollars.
Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.
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Jimmy : Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
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Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
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Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.
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Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
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Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.
Man : Why should I pay you so much?
Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid.
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
"What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge.
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

Went sing with nelson and his gf in Causeway Bay till late in the morning. Something to congratulate myself again, which was that I didn't have hard feeling when singing love songs anymore. Oh, well, I thought about the past though.
I stopped singing in the middle of a song and told them my feeling. They, 2 bastards, ridiculed me saying,

"For sure, yeah right, next time (you sing) it(the hard feeling) will come back!"

Had dinner snake with SL at Park Lane Hotel. Great meeting! Congratulation for me!
Incidentally, met RY at there as well!

While having lunch with Michelle, met KY across the table. What a pleasant surprise! Same old KY, now the CEO of a subsidiary of a giant Japan corp.. Nothing has changed him even a bit. ha ha!
While having dinner snake with SL, met WCL, the lawyer whom I met with little mic. WCL's in fact a friend of SL! What a small world... :p

Had lunch with Michelle yesterday. She said that she'd called carol couple of days ago.

"How's she?"
"The reason I was calling her is to tell her that I am getting married!"

Wa! That's great! She said that she had over 6 of her female friends got married recently. Gosh... year 2001, so-called the TRUE millennium, right? haha!
Congratulation!

....I was thinking what if carol's getting married this year, too.... what's gonna be my reaction?

I'd hardly know.

I just had this rush to write this down after a quick nap...
I suddenly remember the "loving feeling". The loving feeling I am talking about is the mutual loving feeling. Of course, I am referring to the experience I had with carol. The scene was set at Iona beach in Richmond, Canada. I dreamt that I was sitting there alone. carol was not around. I was watching the sunset. The orange sun setting with grace. I felt peaceful. Why?
Imagine that carol (or the one I'd love) loving me... and... I love her, too. Love not only the moment we'd be together but also the feeling of lasting love. The feeling of no matter what'd happen she'd be with you. That's the kind of feeling I dreamt about during my office quick nap. That loving feeling... wooo... I really want to capture it somehow. It's very very familiar feeling. Although it seems remote, but I really just know that "it" was with me. I want "it" back. I really want "it" back. I am passionate about "it".
"Come on... describe "it" more in case you forget, eric...", I silently whispering to myself afraid of scaring it away if my whisper's too loud!
I also remember... I also remember... I also remember... "it" is mine... I didn't share with her. Is real love supposed to be like so? Am I just enjoying myself but neglected her?
I stopped. I have just read what I wrote. I couldn't feel what I supposed to feel when I read the above lines... gosh... so frustrating... damn... I'd been day dreaming during my English literature lessons. :p
anyway... not asking for too much.... will "it" please come back once in a while? :)
Thank you.

I got called from my landlady pushing me to pay rent again. Damn, still haven't got the chance to transfer the $ to her. Well, I'd be moving soon. I am looking for another place to live. Heard that nelson and meiyee been looking for a love nest, too.

I am happy that I got the chance to blog here. Thanks to ukjoe again for referring this special way of webpublishing skill to me. :)
I got some good feed back from friends! Although I talked about some of the more person feelings and issues here, my cyber home seems to belong to another world. It's not part of myself! I am talking about myself like "not talking about myself". Ha!

I want to talk about a drama:
"Kimi to Ita Mirai no Tame ni -- I'll be back" (For the future when I was with you--I'll Be Back)
The following information is taken from another site,

Kimi to Ita Mirai no Tame ni -- I'll be back
(For the future when I was with you--I'll Be Back)

( Sat 9.00 pm.) Domoto Tsuyoshi as a 22 years old, a college senior, who suddenly dies on Dec. 31, 1999 returns to life four years earlier, and, with full memory of his future, attempts to correct past mistakes and realize that previously unaccomplished goals, only to die and be reborn again and again. Though the circumstances are different each time, he encounters people who form a common connecting thread.

• STARRING: Domoto Tsuyoshi (KinKi Kids), Endo Kumiko and more...
  
• THEME SONG: Yamenai de,PURE by KinKi Kids
  
• NETWORK: NTV
  
• DURATION: 10 episodes.(January 16-March 13, 1999)
  
• RECOMMENDATION:From the little of what I saw, it seems to be another NTV crazy drama...not sure if it's about multi-personalities or what.
  

See? The editor of that website doesn't like the drama too much. It's a complicated one. No wonder. Like the drama carol and I and created in school. Fewer people could appreciate. (self-indulging...haha) The leading man is played by Dohmoto Tsuyoshi. I want to be like the leading man. That's it. The way he handles love and relationship is the way I felt most comfortable and I hope I'd be able to find someone who may let me become him. He inspired me of what love really is.

This is a email correspondence with a netfriend of mine:

You asked me to name one person that I respected the most. This is a very tough question since I have certain respect to basically most people around me. They all got something excel in them that I feel I may learn from. Aha! In terms of my career, my dad, my business partner, Tony and some other business associates. In terms of love, my mother, and my first girlfriend, carol, and some other inspirational friends. In terms of female artist, I like, Kim Hee Sun, Sun Yanzi, Zhang Ziyi, and Sophie Marceau. In terms of male artist, I like Jacky Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Sean Connery, and Dohmoto Tsuyoshi.

I walked back to home alone on 14th on Feb 2001. Watching couples passed me, I cursed carol for letting me spending the 2nd Valentine's Day without a lover. Tony said couple of days ago on the phone that this is probably the best time of our life! Remember 3-years ago, on Valentine's Day, Tony, Daniel, and I scratched our heads figuring what to buy and what to do to please our girlfriends. We had our moment of happiness. However, Tony encouraged me saying that we should be happier now since love could be stressful. The stress of what to buy and where to go. Planning is also part of the stress.
What does stress means?
It means that it simply doesn't worth it. We should have (well, to be fair, in the future, we shall) spend our time and be stressful on some other "more important" things such as career and business building. Girlfriends are for companionship and companionship only. Happiness needs no planning. Love shall come when the time is right. And the time shall not be artificial. In another words, no planning's needed.

Hey. I survive the V-Day. Yes. :p
How did I survive the V-Day?
Simple.
TV.
God bless TV.

Getting closer and closer to Valentine's Day now. Went to a Nepel restaurant with Fung & May and their friends. Heard that Lawrence's birthday is on V-Day. He's been out of relationship for quite a few years. Now he's in office still working. I'm now in office checking emails. I haven't touched the noahgrey blogger program for quite some time. I would really like to go back there and get that configured. The not so good things about a non-ASP program like www.blogger.com is that when people like myself slack off a bit then the program would go no where.

I really need to talk to you. I know that you are in love with someone else now. But I still hope that I may occupy a small corner of your heart. I know this is a stupid thought. I can only ask for understanding. I don't expect you to feel the same way or even comply. You're just too good to simply forget. Time did help a bit but the process is painful. It seems silly to tell you that you're too good to forget. But I found no other way to describe the feeling I have. Love seems to be a silly act. But I can only honestly admit that I'm a silly person. Silly enough to still writing this silly message to you.

You may find it at http://www.NoahGrey.com/

ukjoe told me about a new blogging program that's more powerful than what I'm using now. I've installed it myself and for ukjoe as well! It's very good!!!